photoshop crashed 4 times while i tried to create this bit of christmas cheer. i wish santa were real so he could bring me a new lap top. the quote is from Home Alone for those of you that don't have the movie as memorized as others. when i was quite young my favorite scene was where kevin scares the bad guys away with the old ganster movie. i wanted someone to try to break in my house just so I could do the same.

traveling via airports makes me lose all faith in humanity.

ode to astronomy 1010 & 1020

its overrr! (said like strongbad) for two long semesters i sat next to randi in duane g1b20. playing games of eye spy by drawing kids on the other side of the lecture hall. no notebooks, just sketchbooks. we are made of stardust. randi getting pissed off about pseudoscience. the scandal. cute girl and hair boy. we should be aloud to turn in our sketchbooks instead of having to take the final. but the final we took. and with that came the end of our astronomy career.

amuuurica

somebody get me off of peopleofwallmart.com

NO MORE STUDIOS!?!?! EVER!?!?!

i had my last studios today. my last 3 crits evaa. and i am now donzoooo. perhaps literally. i may crumble. fast lane tea is the closest ill ever come to crack. seriously. fucking wired the past 3 days with no explanation other than far too much caffeine. uhhhh what do i wanna show the internet. everythings a work in progress. maybe ill show you this while its in progress..

matt steinburge visits boulder

the goose that spent the night in the kitchen and was seriously considered for dinner the following evening..


happy halloween

so randi got me this pumpkin...

..and i was going to carve it..

..until my little friend beat me to it

FALL boulder co

my grandfathers camera now lives in the closet

all the photos are transfers of photos my grandpa took back when his "busch precision camera" was hot stuff. the camera featured is my digital cannon rebel xt. acrylic paint and collage.

if me isaac zack and billy started a band this would be our album cover

rocky mnt national park

a little bit of colorado in south carolina

myrtle beach on the fourth of july. the south doesn't fuck around when it comes to independence day. best place to be to celebrate amurica.

summertime in the midwest

while in cincy i got to kick it with some favorites but didn't see everyone i would have liked to. thats the way it always is. luckily i was able to revisit my favorite window in dick's lovely enormous old house; and get twisted with my lover samantha on her clifton porch that has known many good times.




she even matches the twister board

dreaming

a photo i took of a photobased drawing i did. woo.

albert

"what up. lemme get some almonds."

2009 woman

fucked up

midwestern farm cellars of the 21st century

a sunny day
done with class
skyline dip and chips
the carpenters
cigarettes
and randi

instant art

warning: likely never to pay attention in class again

framingham massachusetts

wakey bakey. walk down edgell to hunnydew. yup, were home.

peace love biddies

the beginning and end of my birthday

..i think it would be best to leave out everything in between..